“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
after using Tumblr for at least 2 years now, i’m pretty sure that some of us might grow up as lawyers and criminals
“I came home one day and I was like,”Mum, I really like this boy in class, but I don’t think he likes me! I’m too shy to approach him!”
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